Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Chapter 14


Chapter 14                                                                                                                                                                                    

                                                                                                                                                                                 “What the hell was that noise Johnny?” asked Chels.

“Oh that’s probably just Mum coming home from picking up Matt and Tony from school and Mum will most likely come up and say hi as usual; Lol.” Answered John.

“Oh okay because that noise scared me to death Lol.” Says Chels.

“Yeah I know it scared me too babe.” Said John.

Just than 10 minutes later John’s Mum came up to check in and say hi like as usual and to see what was going on in the world of teenagers.

“Hey Mum.” Says John.

“Hey honey; I had a feeling that you would be up here in your room.” Said Carol.

“Yeah I always come straight up here as soon as I get home from school Mum.” Replied John.

“I know that how stupid do you think I am.” Says Carol.

“Ma I don’t think you are stupid at all jeez.” Says  John getting frustrated with his Mum.

“Well it seems to me you think so.” Said Carol getting annoyed with John.

“What the fuck ever Mum you are just trying to put the blame on me when I haven’t done anything wrong.” Said John getting aggravated with his Mum.

“So do you mind leaving me alone please?”

“JOHN FRANCIS BONGIOVI; DON’T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?” Asked Carol snapping at her eldest son.

“Mum I’m sorry it’s just that Chels and I have had shit gone down with some stupid bitches today at school.” Answered John.

“Well you should know better than to talk to me in that tone of voice; next time please do not speak to me like the way you did just then.” Says Carol.

Just then Carol walked out closing John’s bedroom door by slamming it shut and she went downstairs to do what a parent normally does.

“John did you see that; your Mum didn’t even say hi to me or introduce herself to me, what the fuck is up with her?” asked Chels with an annoyed look on her face.

“Yeah I know, I did see that and Mum obviously didn’t realise you were here and also I should have introduced her and you to each other; so I’m sorry Chels.”  Answered John apologizing.

“Apology accepted Johnny.” Says Chels.

“Thanks Chels.” said John.

“You’re welcome.” Replied Chels.

“Lol.” Says John.

“Lol.” Said Chels.

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Chapter 13


Chapter 13

“Yes I am up for it.” Says John.

“Alrighty then let’s get it on buddy.” Said Chels.

So the two of them started their pillow fight and whacked each other out til one of them gave up and decided the other one had won the pillow fight.

“I give up; you win Bongiovi.” Says Chels.

“Oh come on now Chels you can’t give up on me now.” Said John.

“Sorry but I’m going to have to give up because you beat me lol.” Replied Chels.

“Oh that’s okay.” Replied John.

“Lol.” Says Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

Chels grabbed her chance at whacking John with a pillow which had him giving her a funny look.

“Hey! That does it woman I am going to get you back now.” Says John.

“Oh yeah what you gonna do Bongiovi?” asked Chels.

“I’m going to kiss you.” Answered John.

“Oh Really; is that what you are going to do to me huh?” asked Chels.

“Yep; that’s what I’m going to do missy.” Answered John.

“OMG! I am going to have to try and run away from you then lol.” Says Chels.

“Lol and yes you gonna have to try haha.” Says John laughing his head off.

So Chels got up and ran out of Johns room and down the stairs and through the house which had John going after her and he caught her and gave her a kiss on the cheek which made her go “Awe!” and blush bright red in the cheeks.

“Lets go back up stairs and hang out shall we?” asked Chels.

“Yep that’s a good idea Chels.” Answered John.

“I reckon so.” Says Chels.

“Lol.” Said John.

“Lol.” Replied Chels.

Just then a car pulled up into the Bongiovi’s driveway and the sounds of car doors opening and closing and then the sound of the front door opening had Chels and John jumping out of their skins.

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Chapter 12


Chapter 12

After they had done their homework the two of them got talking about how they were going to manage to pull their prank on Amber.

“Omg I can’t wait til tomorrow to prank amber.” Says Chels.

“Me neither; it’s going to be good.” Said John.

Just then Chels noticed there was an Aerosmith poster up on the wall on the other side of John’s room.

Oooh la la! Lol.” Said Chels starting to laugh her head off.

“Haha Chels you make me laugh, you do know that.” Replied John laughing his head off.

“I knew I would make you laugh.” Says Chels.

“Really, how?” asked John.

“Meh; I knew because I’m psychic lol.” Answered Chels.

“You got to be kidding me.” Says John.

“No I’m not kidding you at all.” Said Chels.

“Are you sure missy?” asked John.

“Yes I am sure.” Answered Chels.

“Okay if you are sure.” Says John.

“Of course I am sure; I am not lying to you mister.” Said Chels pointing her finger at John.

“Haha you are funny Chels.” Replied John.

“I know I am and don’t you forget it buddy.” Says Chels.

“Haha buddy; Omg you just called me buddy Chels.” Says John laughing.

“Yeah and what is so funny about it?” asked Chels.

“Everything.” Answered John.

“Okay then.” Said Chels.

Just then Chels grabbed a pillow off John’s bed and whacked him in a playful way which had him snatching it from her and hitting her back.

“Pillow fight time.” Replied John.

“Oh that is it you are so on John Francis Bongiovi Jnr; I will get you back; you better watch out mister.” Says Chels.

“Bring it on Chels; I am up for a pillow fight anytime.” Said John.

“Oh yeah I’m in if you are.” Said Chels.

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Chapter 11


Chapter 11      
(Mild Language)
Just than Chels had another idea in mind for the prank that she and John were going to pull on Amber.
“Wait a minute I have another idea in mind for the prank.” Says Chels.
“Do share; ooh do share?” asked John getting excited.
“How about tomorrow when we are in home room we get a piece of paper and scrunch it up and then chuck it across to the front of the room and then our homeroom teacher will go; Mr Bongiovi and Miss Gosbell stop acting up and then we should just say it wasn’t us, it was Amber Ryan lol.” Answered Chels hoping John liked her suggestion for the prank.
“Haha that’s even better; I like your idea for the prank.” Says John.
“So are you in on this or not Bongiovi?” asked Chels holding out her hand to get John to give her a high-five on it.
“Oh of course I am; I am not backing out and I really want to see how the bitch would like it if we bullied her lol.” Answered John giving Chels a high-five.
“I know I mean she thinks she’s better looking than me; Dot and Karla and she even calls us girls a bunch of fucktards and stuff like that and it’s so upsetting for Dot; Me and Karla.” Says Chels.
“Oh well Amber and her friends are the fucktards not you guys because you, Dot and Karla are awesome.” Said John.
“Oh thanks for the compliment; I don’t know what to say lol.” Replies Chels.
“It’s all good.” Says John.
So than John and Chels got stuck into their homework and helped one another out if the other one was stuck with something homework related.
“Argh I can’t figure out the answer to this maths problem; I am so retarded at maths especially when it comes to division and the timetables lol.” Says Chels.
“What maths problem is it that you are stuck on Chels?” asked John.
“I am stuck on working out the answer to 12x7.” Answered Chels.
“Okay here let me see what the answer to it is; oh wow the answer is 264 lol.” Says John stunned by the answer his calculator gave him.
“Holy crap is the answer really 264 lol.” Said Chels.
“Yeah I know I’m saying the same thing as you are about it lol.” Replied John.
“And yep the answer is really 264; what a shock that is lol.”
“Gosh it’s a bit crazy to even think to believe it lol.” Says Chels.
“Lol.” Said John.
                   

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Chapter 10


Chapter 10

“No but I will think of something though.” Says Chels.

“Aha! I know what we can do to get Amber back for trying to stop you from going near moi (which is French for me).” Said John.

“Awe what? I am dying to know?” asked Chels in excitement.

“How about we prank her by writing one of those secret admirer letters and make out that it’s from one of those idiotic snobby jocks of the school football team and we stick the note in her locker and wait and see what she does when she finds it in her locker.” Answered John.

“OMG! That is actually a great idea John.” Says Chels.

“I know; I cannot wait to see the look on her face aye.” Said John.

“So when do we start?” asked Chels.

“Well right now; today if you want because I am bloody tempted to do this.” Answered John.

“OK! Today is fine with me haha.” Says Chels laughing.

“Awesome!” replied John.

So the two of them talked and chatted the whole way to Johns and even laughed at each other’s jokes; when they finally arrived and pulled in up the driveway they both got their stuff and got out and then John locked his car up and then Chels and John went indoors to hangout.

“So where are your family Johnny?” asked Chels.

“Haha Chels you funny girl you are; my Mum  is picking my brothers up from school right now I reckon and my dad is not home from work till 6:00pm.” Answered John laughing his head off.

“Oh okay.” Said Chels.

“So let’s get stuck into our homework and then we can get onto the prank we are pulling on Amber.” Says John.

“Yes we should lol.” Says Chels.

So they both went upstairs to John’s room to hangout and study and get their homework under control when they stopped in front of John’s bedroom door and then John pushed the door open.

“Ladies first; this is my bedroom Chels.” Said John.

“Thankyou and wow nice room; Omg is that a poster of the Boss that I see hanging up on your bedroom wall haha.” Said Chels laughing her head off.

“Your welcome; yeah that’s a poster of the Boss and thanks for the compliment.” Replied John.

Sunday, 3 June 2012

Chapter 9


Chapter 9

“Tell me about it; it’s crazy lol.” Says John.

“Damn right it is crazy; awe I have an idea.” Said Chels.

“What is it?” asked Dorothea.

“How about we all work together as a team and pull a joke on amber; Regina and Sasha; a joke that’s going to bloody make those fake bitches want to wish they had never been born in the 1st place.” Answered Chels having a light bulb go off at the top off her head.

“Chels that is an excellent idea you are a fucking genius you know that baby.” Says John giving her a cuddle and kiss on the cheek.

“I know right so like we all split up into pairs and choose what sort of joke or prank we are going to play or pull on Regina, Sasha and amber.” Said Chels.

“You are a brilliant thinker Chels; Karla; Danny; dot; john and I are in; right guys.” Says Bobby looking at Karla; Dot; Danny and John hoping that none of them were backing out.

“Thankyou Bobby and yes damn straight I am brillo and amazing in many ways.” Replied Chels.

“Ah nope we are all in for this joke/prank thing.” Says Dot speaking for herself; Danny and Karla.

“I would never back out; because I’m up for this too.” Said John.

“OK Guys you know this means fucking war so let’s bring on the revenge and get those girls back for all the shitty things they have done to ruin Chels’s; Dot’s and Karla’s  lives.” Said Danny.

“Yes we know dude; and Amber and her mates deserve to be beaten up for it.” Says Bobby.

“Ok let’s get cracking mlacking than peoples lol.” Says Karla.

“Haha lol you funny bitch you are Karla.” Says Chels laughing her head off.

“I know I am; and don’t you ever forget sistagirl, love ya lots.” Said Karla.

“Awe chicka you are awesome.” Replies Chels.

“Hey Chels; are you still coming over to hangout and study with me?” asked John.

“Yeah of course I am; it’s not like I’ve changed my mind at all Johnny.” Answered Chels.

“OK! Well I am glad you haven’t changed your mind yet.” Says John.

So then John and Chels went back to John’s to study and hangout and work on what joke or prank they were going to pull on the Plastics especially the leader of the plastics.

“What are we going to do to get revenge on Amber; Johnny?” asked Chels.

“I do not know Chels; you got any ideas at all.” Answered John.

Monday, 21 May 2012

Chapter 8


Chapter 8

“NO! You deserve this because you have hurt my crush big time; how dare you kick her in the tummy and punch her in the face she is in pain now because of you, you selfish bitch.” Said John sticking up for Chels.

“FINE! My friends and I are going to leave her and friends alone as well as you and your friends alone as long as that little bleeding fucking bitch doesn’t call me and my mates losers again.” Snapped Amber.

“Amber shut up; please don’t talk about me like that because I’m standing here right in front of you; I can hear you.” Cried Chels.

Amber left John and Chels there to continue their chat or whatever they were doing and John ran over to Chels and tried to comfort her by giving her hugs and telling her not to worry about Amber.

“Chels; are you okay?” asked John.

“I am freaking sore all over Johnny; it hurts like hell.” Answered Chels still whimpering in pain.

“Well my mates and I are not going to let anyone hurt you or your friends especially Amber.” Says John giving her cuddles.

“Thanks; I am glad you were here when all that shit was happening with Amber then.” Said Chels wiping tears from her eyes.

“It’s all good and besides I’m glad I was here when Amber did do all that shitty crap to ya; it wasn’t nice of her to treat you like shit.” Said John.

Just then Bobby; Danny; Karla and Dorothea came up the school hallway towards Chels and John.

“OI! John, Chels; what’s going on here you guys?” asked Danny.

“Oh nothing; although Amber showed her face and went right off at Chels and basically she belted the living crap out of her dude.” Answered John.

“WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS????????” Asked Dot; Karla; Danny and Bobby all exclaiming at the same time.

“Yeah I am serious and I stopped Amber from belting into poor Chels.” Answered John.

“Omg that dirty smartass of a bitch; I hate her.” Says Karla.

“I do too; that girl shits me real big time.” Replied Dorothea.

“I can’t believe she would even go to all lengths to doing something as bitchy as that to Chels.” Said Danny.

“Geez Amber needs to get a life or else get laid; she is such nutcase like her friends Sasha and Regina are.” Says Bobby.